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The Real Slim Shady (Radio Version)

Dans le style de

Eminem

Paroles

may i have your
attention please
may i have your
attention please

will the real
slim shady
please stand up

i repeat
will the real
slim shady
please stand up
we're gonna have
a problem here

y'all act like
you never seen
a white person before
jaws all on the floor
like pam and tommy
just burst in the door

we started whuppin'
her a## worse
than before
they first
were divorced
throwin' her
over furniture

it's the return
of the aw wait no way
you're kidding
he didn't just say
what i think he did
did he

and dr. dre said
nothin' you idiots
dr. dre's dead
he's locked
in my basement

feminist women
love eminem
chicka chicka chicka
slim shady
i'm sick of him

look at him
walkin' around
grabbin' his
you-know-what
flippin' the
you-know-who

yeah i probably got a
couple of screws
up in my head loose
but no worse
than what's goin' on
in your
parents' bedrooms

sometimes i wanna
get on tv and just
let loose but can't
but it's cool
for tom green
to h### a dead moose

my bum is on your lips
my bum is on your lips
and if i'm lucky
you might just
give it a little kiss

and that's the message
that we deliver
to little kids
and expect 'em
not to know
what a woman's

is of course
they're gonna know
what intercourse is
by the time they hit
fourth grade they got
the discovery channel
don't they

we ain't nothin'
but mammals
well some of us
cannibals who rip
other people open
like cantaloupes

but if we can h###
dead animals
and antelopes
then there's
no reason
that a man and
another man
can't elope

but if you feel
like i feel
i got the antidote
women wave
your pantyhose
sing the chorus
and it goes

i'm slim shady
yes i'm the real shady
all you other
slim shadys
are just imitating

so won't
the real slim shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up

'cause i'm slim shady
yes i'm the real shady
all you other
slim shadys
are just imitating

so won't
the real slim shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up

will smith
don't gotta cuss
in his raps
to sell records
well i do
so f### him
and f### you too

you think i give a damn
about a grammy
half you critics
can't even stomach me
let alone stand me

why
so you guys
can just lie
to get me here
so you can
sit me here
next to britney spears

christina aguilera
better switch me
chairs so i can sit
next to carson daily
and fred durst
and hear 'em argue
over who she gave
to first

little put me on blast
on mtv
yeah he's cute
but i think he's
married to kim
hee hee

i should download
a audio on mp3
and show
the whole world
how you gave eminem

i'm sick of you
little girl
and boy groups
all you do
is annoy me
so i have been
sent here
to destroy you

and there's
a million of us
just like me
who cuss like me
who just don't
give a f### like me
who dress like me

walk talk
and act like me
and just might be
the next best thing
but not quite me

'cause i'm slim shady
yes i'm the real shady
all you other
slim shadys
are just imitating

so won't
the real slim shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up

'cause i'm slim shady
yes i'm the real shady
all you other
slim shadys
are just imitating

so won't
the real slim shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up

i'm like a head trip
to listen to
'cause i'm
only givin' you
things you joke about
with your friends
inside your livin' room

the only difference
is i got the b####
to say it
in front of y'all
and i don't gotta be
false or sugarcoat
it at all

i just get on the mic
and spit it
and whether
you like to admit it

i just better
than ninety percent
of you rappers
out can
then you wonder
how can kids
eat up these
albums like

this is funny
'cause at the rate
i'm goin' when i'm thirty
i'll be
the only person
in the nursin'
home flirting

pinchin' nurses a####
when i'm h###
with jergins
and i'm j#####
but this whole bag
of viagra isn't workin'

and every
single person
is a slim shady lurkin'
he could be
workin' at burger king
spittin' on your
onion rings

over in
the parkin' lot circlin'
screamin'
i don't give a f###
with his
windows down
and his system up

so will the real shady
please stand up
and put one
of those fingers
on each hand up

and be proud
to be outta your mind
and outta control
and one more time
loud as you can
how does it go

i'm slim shady
yes i'm the real shady
all you other
slim shadys
are just imitating

so won't
the real slim shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up

'cause i'm slim shady
yes i'm the real shady
all you other
slim shadys
are just imitating

so won't
the real slim shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up

'cause i'm slim shady
yes i'm the real shady
all you other
slim shadys
are just imitating

so won't
the real slim shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up

'cause i'm slim shady
yes i'm the real shady
all you other
slim shadys
are just imitating

so won't
the real slim shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up

ha ha ah
guess there's a
slim shady
in all of us
let's all stand up

D�tails

• Dur�e : 4:47
• Tonalit� : Cm
• Genre : R&B/Hip-hop
• Ann�e de lancement : 2000
• Langue : Anglais

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