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Ode To My Car

In the style of

Adam Sandler

Lyrics

here we go
no no no

piece of s### car
i got a
piece of s### car
that f#####'
pile of s###
a-never gets me
very far

my car's
a big piece of s###
'cause the shocks
are f###### shot
and my seatbelt's
f#####' broken
i got to tie it in a knot

i can't see through
the windshield
'cause it's got
a big f#####' crack
and the interior
smells real bad
'cause my friend
puked in the back

piece of s### car
it sucks royal d###
one hundred
percent crap
oh f### you car

it's got no cd player
it only got
the eight-track
whoever designed
my car
can lick my sweaty
n#t s#ck

and i got no
f###### brakes
i'm always
way out of control
eleven times a day
i hear hey
watch it a######

i got a
piece of s### car
diesel gas
s#### my a##
that pile of metal s###

oh
what the f### did i do
what the f### did i do
what the f### did i do
to get stuck with you

you're too wide
for drive through
and you smell
like the shoe
but i'm too broke
to buy something new
aw f### me

well the engine
likes to flood
the car always
f###### stalls

and the seat cushion's
got a big rip
so a spring always
pokes the b####

plus the door locks
are busted
i got to use
a f###### coat hanger

and if a girlie
sees my car
there's no chance
i'll ever b### her

hey shut up
you piece of s### car
you piece of s### car
bald f###### tires

no rearview
f###### mirror
seven different
colors
f###### rag
for a gas cap-a
tailpipe making sparks
fly everywhere

woh
the whole town
thinks i'm a loser
cabby give me a push

Details

  • Duration : 3:59
  • Key : A
  • Genre : Specialty
  • Year released : 1996
  • Language : English

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