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Teddy Picker

In the style of

Arctic Monkeys

Lyrics

despair to the point
till they provoke
the punch line before
they have told the joke

the sheer desperation
to be seen
staring at the
television screen

despair to the point
where they provoke
you to tell the fucking
punch line before
you have told the joke

sorry sunshine
it doesn't exist
it wasn't in the
top 100 list

and it's the
thousandth time
and it's even bolder
don't be surprised
when you get bent over

he told ya
that you were
gagging for it

she saw it and
she grabbed it
and it wasn't
what it seemed

the kids
all dream of
making it
whatever
that means

another variation
on a theme
a tangle on
the television
and the magazine

d'you reckon that
they do it for a joke
d'you reckon that they
make'em take an oath

that says
we are defenders
of any poseur or
professional
pretender around

when did your list
replace the
twist and turn
ah the fist
replaced the
kissed-on concern

and if you're bothered
i don't want
your prayers
save it for the
morning after

and it's the
thousandth time
and it's even bolder
don't be surprised
when you get bent over

he told ya
that you were
gagging for it

let's have a game
on the teddy picker
not quick enough
can i have it quicker
already thick and
you're getting thicker

let's have a game
on the teddy picker
not quick enough
can i have it quicker
already thick and
you're getting thicker

asuming that
all things are equal
who'd want to be
men of the people

when there's
people
like you

Details

  • Duration : 2:43
  • Key : Am
  • Genre : Rock
  • Year released : 2007
  • Language : English

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