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Army

In the style of

Ben Folds Five

Lyrics

well i thought
about the army
dad said son
you must be high

then i thought yeah
there's a first
for everything
so i took
my old man's advice
three sad semesters

it was only
fifteen grand
spent in bed
i thought about
the army
i dropped out
and joined
a band instead

grew a mustache
and a mullet
got a job
at chick-fil-a

citing
artistic differences
the band broke up
in may
and in june
re-formed without me
and they got
a different name

i nuked another
grandma's
apple pie and
hung my head
in shame no

been thinkin'
a lot today
been thinkin'
a lot today

oh oh think i'll
write a screenplay
oh oh think i'll
take it to l.a.
oh oh think i'll
get it done
yesterday

in this time
of introspection
on the eve
of my election
i say to my reflection
god please spare me
more rejection

'cause my peers
they criticize me
and my ex-wives
all despise me
try to put it
all behind me
but my redneck past
is nipping at my heels

thinkin' a lot today
been thinkin'
a lot today
been thinkin'
a lot today
i thought about
the army

Details

  • Duration : 3:24
  • Key : Ab
  • Genre : Rock
  • Year released : 1999
  • Language : English

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