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The Bad Touch (Radio Version)

In the style of

Bloodhound Gang

Lyrics

i'd appreciate
your input

sweat baby sweat baby
sex is a texas drought
me and you
do the kind of stuff
that only prince
would sing about

so put your hands
down my pants
and i'll bet
you'll feel nuts
yes i'm siskel
yes i'm ebert
and you're getting
two thumbs up

you've had enough
of two-hand touch
you want it rough
you're out of bounds
i want you smothered
want you covered
like my waffle house
hash browns

come-a quicker than
fed ex
never reach an apex
just like
coca-cola stock
you are inclined
to make me rise
an hour early

just like
daylight savings time
do it now
you and me baby
ain't nothin'
but mammals

so let's do it
like they do on
the discovery channel
do it again now

you and me baby
ain't nothin'
but mammals

so let's do it
like they do on
the discovery channel
gettin' horny now

love
the kind you clean up
with a mop and bucket

like the lost
catacombs of egypt
only god knows
where we stuck it

hieroglyphics
let me be pacific
i wanna be down
in your south seas
but i got this notion
that the motion of
your ocean means
small craft advisory

so if i capsize
on your thighs
high tide b-5
you sunk my battleship
please turn me on
i'm mister coffee
with an automatic drip

so show me yours
i'll show you mine
tool time
you'll lovett
just like lyle

and then we'll
do it doggy style
so we can both
watch x-files
do it now

you and me baby
ain't nothin'
but mammals

so let's do it
like they do on
the discovery channel
do it again now

you and me baby
ain't nothin'
but mammals

so let's do it
like they do on
the discovery channel
gettin' horny now

you and me baby
ain't nothin'
but mammals

so let's do it
like they do on
the discovery channel
do it again now

you and me baby
ain't nothin'
but mammals

so let's do it
like they do on
the discovery channel
do it now

you and me baby
ain't nothin'
but mammals

so let's do it
like they do on
the discovery channel
do it again now

you and me baby
ain't nothin'
but mammals

so let's do it
like they do on
the discovery channel
gettin' horny now

Details

  • Duration : 3:59
  • Key : Cm
  • Genre : Rock
  • Year released : 2000
  • Language : English

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