We are sorry to announce that The Karaoke Online Flash site will no longer be available by the end of 2020 due to Adobe and all major browsers stopping support of the Flash Player."

You can still sing karaoke with us. Go to thekaraokechannel.com/html to sing on your desktop.

Thanks for singing with us!




This content requires the Adobe Flash Player. Get Flash

The Twelve Pains Of Christmas

In the style of

Bob Rivers

Lyrics

the first thing
at christmas
that's such a pain
to me
is finding
a christmas tree

the second thing
at christmas
that's such a pain
to me
rigging up the lights
and finding
a christmas tree

the third thing
at christmas
that's such a pain
to me

hangovers
rigging up the lights
and finding
a christmas tree

the fourth thing
at christmas
that's such a pain
to me

sending
christmas cards
hangovers
rigging up the lights
and finding
a christmas tree

the fifth thing
at christmas
that's such a
pain to me
five months of bills

sending
christmas cards
hangovers
rigging up the lights
and finding
a christmas tree

the sixth thing
at christmas
that's such a pain
to me

facing my in-laws
five months of bills
oh i hate those
christmas cards

hangovers
rigging up
these lights
and finding
a christmas tree

the seventh thing
at christmas
that's such a pain
to me
the salvation army
facing my in-laws
five months of bills

sending
christmas cards
oh jeez

i'm tryin' to rig up
these lights
and finding
a christmas tree

the eighth thing
at christmas
that's such a pain
to me
i want a transformer
for christmas

charities and
what do you mean
your in-laws
five months of bills

ah
makin' out
these cards
ah edith get me
a beer hah

what we have
no extension cords
and finding
a christmas tree

the ninth thing
at christmas
that's such a pain
to me

finding
parking spaces
daddy i want
some candy

donations
facing my in-laws
five months of bills
writing out those
christmas cards
hangovers

now why the hell
are they blinking
and finding
a christmas tree

the tenth thing
at christmas
that's such a pain
to me
batteries
not included

no parking spaces
buy me somethin'
get a job ya bum
oh facing my in-laws
five months of bills

yo ho sending
christmas cards
aw jeez look at this

one light goes out
they all go out
and finding
a christmas tree

the eleventh thing
at christmas
that's such a pain
to me
stale tv specials
batteries
not included

no parking spaces
mom i gotta go
to the bathroom
charities
she's a witch
i hate her

five months of bills
oh i don't even know
half these people

ah who's got
the toilet paper hah
get a flashlight
i blew a fuse
and finding
a christmas tree

the twelfth thing
at christmas
that's such a pain
to me
singing
christmas carols

stale tv specials
batteries
not included
no parking
aah

charities
aah
gotta make 'em dinner
aah
five months of bills

i'm not sending them
this year that's it
shut up you

fine you're so smart
you rig up the lights
and finding
a christmas tree

Details

  • Duration : 3:37
  • Key : F
  • Genre : Holiday
  • Year released : 1992
  • Language : English

Related Content

Other songs in the style of Bob Rivers