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Pms Blues

In the style of

Dolly Parton


eve you wicked woman
you done
put your curse on me
why didn't you
just leave that apple
hangin' in the tree

you make us
hate our husbands
our lovers
and our boss

why i can't even count
the good friends
i've already lost
'cause of
pms blues
pms blues

i don't even like myself
but it's somethin'
i can't help
got those
god almighty
slap somebody
pms blues-a

most times
i'm easy goin'
some say
i'm good as gold
but when i'm pms
i tell ya
i turn mean and cold

those not afflicted
with it
are affected
just the same

you poor old men
just have to grin
and say
i feel your pain yeah
right brother
but what else
you gonna say
pms blues lord lord

you know
you must forgive us
'cause we care not
what we do
i got those
can't stop cryin'
dishes flyin'
pms blues-a

but you know
that we can't help it
we don't even
know the cause

but as soon as
this part's over
then comes
the menopause
oh lord oh lordy

we're gonna always be
a heap of fun
ha ha
like the devil
takin' over my body

everybody sufferin'

but a woman
had to write this song
a man
would be scared to

lest he be called
a chauvinist
or just fall victim
to those
pms blues
you know we'd kill
for less than that
blues aw haw

you don't wanna
cross my path
'cause a pit bull
ain't no match

for these
teeth a-clinchin'
fluid retention
head a-swellin'
can't stop yellin'

got no patience
i'm so hateful
pms blues

got those
moods a-swingin'
tears a-slingin'
nothin' fits me
when it hits me
rantin' ravin'
pms blues

can i get a witness
you women
wanna witness
aw tell it sisters
tell it sisters
as only you know how

you men
wanna witness
aw tell it brothers
tell it
'cause you sure know
what i'm talkin' about

you little kids
you wanna witness
you wanna talk about
that mean old devil
mama of yours

i said the kids
you mamas
stay out of this
you've done enough
to them kids already
come on kids witness
you're safe with
your friend dolly

it's the only time
in my life
i ever think about
wishin' i'd have
been a man
but you know
that only means
one thing

if i'd have been a man
i'd be somewhere
right this very minute
with some old cranky
hateful woman

with those old
pms blues
pms blues

i don't wanna
talk about it
we both could
do without it

i got those
treat your kids bad
don't you talk back
gone ballistic

awful low down
bitch to be around
pms blues
hoo hoo hoo hoo
hoo hoo ooh hoo
hoo hoo hoo hoo

oh what are
you lookin' at


  • Duration : 5:28
  • Key : A
  • Genre : Country
  • Year released : 1994
  • Language : English

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