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Kiss Me, I'm S###faced

In the style of

Dropkick Murphys

Lyrics

i play in a band
we're the best in the land

we're big in both
chelsea and france

i play one mean guitar
and then score at the bar

there's a line of chicks
waiting for their chance

so come on now honey
i'll make you feel pretty

these other gals
mean nothing to me

let's finish these drinks
and be gone for the night

'cos i'm more
than a handful, you'll see

so kiss me, i'm a shitfaced
i'm soaked

i'm soiled
and i'm brown

in the trousers
she kissed me

and i only bought her
one round

i can bench press a car
i'm an ex-football star

with degrees from both
harvard and yale

girls just can't keep up
i'm a real love machine

i've had far better sex
while in jail

i've designed the sears tower
i make two grand an hour

i cook the world's
best duck flambé

i'll take the pick of the litter
girls jockey for me

i don't need these lines
to get laid

so kiss me, i'm a shitfaced
i'm soaked

and i'm soiled her
and brown

in the trousers
she kissed me

and i only bought her
one round

i'm a man of the night
a real ladies delight

see my figure was chiseled
from stone

one more for the gal
then i'll escort her home

come last call
i'm never alone

i've a house on the hill
with a red water bed

that puts hugh heffnor's
mansion to shame

with girls by the pool
and italian sports cars

i'm just here in this dump
for the game

so kiss me, i'm a shitfaced
i'm soaked

and i'm soiled
and i'm brown

in the trousers
she kissed me

and i only bought her
one round

so kiss me, i'm a shitfaced
i'm soaked

and i'm soiled
and i'm brown

in the trousers
she kissed me

and i only bought her
one round

ah, fuck it

who am i shitting

i'm a pityful sight
and i ain't all that bright

i'm definitely not chiseled
from stone

i'm a cheat and a liar
no woman's desire

i'll probably die cold
and alone

but just give me a chance
'cos deep down inside

i swear i got
a big heart of gold

well i'm a monogamous man
no more one night stands

come on, honey
let me take you home

so kiss me, i'm shitfaced
i'm soaked

and i'm soiled
and i'm brown

in the trousers
she kissed me

and i only bought her
one round

so kiss me, i'm shitfaced
i'm soaked

and i'm soiled
and i'm brown

in the trousers
and i only bought her

one round

all right

so kiss me, i'm a shitfaced
i'm soaked

and i'm soiled
and i'm brown

in the trousers
she kissed me

and i only bought her
one round

so kiss me, and i'm shitfaced
i'm soaked

and i'm soiled
and i'm brown

in the trousers
she kissed me

and i only bought her
one round

Details

  • Duration : 5:32
  • Key : Bb
  • Genre : Rock
  • Year released : 2003
  • Language : English

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