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Third Rock From The Sun

In the style of

Joe Diffie

Lyrics

she walks into
smokies
one hip at a time
like a broken
field runner
slippin' through
the line

he likes
the way she looks
so he calls
the little wife says
don't wait up for me
i'll be workin' late
tonight

wife
hangs up the phone
bursts into tears
calls her sister up
and cries
get over here

sister
tells her boyfriend
be back in awhile
boyfriend
wants a beer
the store is just a mile

he leaves
the motor runnin'
he'll only be a minute
his car drives away
with teenagers in it

the driver
tells his buddies
got one life to live
they screamin'
through the night
let's get it over with

cause and effect
chain of events
all of the chaos
makes perfect sense

when you're
spinnin' 'round
things come undone
welcome to earth
third rock
from the sun

the kid guns the gas
car starts to swerve
heads for a semi
truck jumps the curb

truck hits a big boy
in the shoney's
parkin' lot
and flies
through the air
takes out
the bank clock

clock
strikes a light pole
transformer sparks
lines go down
town goes dark

waitress
calls the cops
says she saw it all
swears a giant alien
has landed at the mall

cops
ring up the mayor
says there's panic
in the streets
we hate
to wake you up
but we can't find
the chief

mayor says
use your head
if he ain't in his car
he's hidin' from
his wife
down at smokies bar

cause and effect
chain of events
all of the chaos
makes perfect sense

when you're
spinnin' 'round
things come undone
welcome to earth
third rock
from the sun

cause and effect
chain of events
all of the chaos
makes perfect sense

when you're
spinnin' 'round
things come undone
welcome to earth
third rock
from the sun

welcome to earth
third rock
from the sun
welcome to earth
third rock
from the sun

Details

  • Duration : 2:48
  • Key : E
  • Genre : Country
  • Year released : 1994
  • Language : English

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