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Sunday Papers

In the style of

Joe Jackson

Lyrics

mother doesn't
go out anymore
just sits at home
and rolls her
spastic eyes

but every weekend
through the door
come words of wisdom
from the world
outside

if you wanna know
about the bishop
and a actress
if you wanna know
how to be a star

if you wanna know
'bout the stains
on the mattress
you can read it in
the sunday papers
sunday papers

mother's wheelchair
stays out in the hall
why should she go out
when the tv's on

whatever moves
beyond these walls
she'll know the facts
when sunday
comes along

if you wanna know
'bout a man
gone bonkers
if you wanna know
how to play guitar

if you wanna know
'bout any other
suckers
you can read it in
the sunday papers
read it in
the sunday papers

don't ask
no questions
don't get no lies
don't raise objections
ain't got no eyes

brother's
headin' that way
now i guess
he just read somethin'
made his face
turn blue

well i got nothin'
'gainst the press
they wouldn't print it
if it wasn't true

if you wanna know
'bout the gay
politician
if you wanna know
how to drive your car

if you wanna know
'bout the new
sex position
you can read it in
the sunday papers
read it in
the sunday papers

don't ask
no questions
don't get no lies
don't raise objections
ain't got no eyes

don't ask
no questions
don't get no lies
don't raise objections
ain't got no eyes

read all about it
sunday papers
read all about it
sunday papers

read all about it
sunday papers
read all about it
sunday papers
read all about it

so get your
sunday paper
get your
sunday paper
can't you read
all about it

so get your
sunday paper
get your
sunday paper
can't you read
all about it
sunday papers

read all about it
sunday papers

Details

  • Duration : 4:25
  • Key : E
  • Genre : Rock
  • Year released : 1979
  • Language : English

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