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Heaven Is A Halfpipe

In the style of

OPM

Lyrics

if i die before i wake
at least
in heaven i can skate

'cause right
now on earth
i can't do jack
without the man
upon my back

now heaven
would be a dj
spinnin' dub
all night long
and heaven would be
just kickin' back
with jesus packin' my

and if you don't
believe in jesus
then muhammad
or buddha too
and while the world
is warrin'
we just sit back
and laugh at you

singing
if i die before i wake
at least
in heaven i can skate

'cause right
now on earth
i can't do jack
without the man
upon my back

now when
most people
think of heaven
they see those
pearly gates

but i looked
a little closer
and there's a sign
that says
do not skate

so if you wanna
come to my heaven
well we all
gonna have a ball
and everyone
you know is welcome
'cause we got
no gates or walls

singing
if i die before i wake
at least
in heaven i can skate

'cause right
now on earth
i can't do s###
without
the man f##### with it

then i got
to the gate
pulled out a list
that i'd been
callin' fate

i'm sorry friend
you can't come in
you got a list here
that doesn't end

like christian hosoi
way back in '87
we'll be bustin'
christ airs until we
get to heaven

you think
i really care
that i missed biology
got my education
in stale fishology

with all your rules
you gots to chill
i'm gonna twist out
like mike mcgill
gonna twist out
'cause i got the skills
gonna twist out
'cause i got the skills

if i die before i wake
at least
in heaven i can skate

'cause right
now on earth
i can't do jack
without the man
upon my back

if i die before i wake
at least
in heaven i can skate
'cause right
now on earth
i can't do s###
without the man
f##### with it

if i die before i wake
at least
in heaven i can skate
'cause right
now on earth
i can't do s###
without the man
f##### with it

if i die before i wake
at least
in heaven i can skate
'cause right
now on earth
i can't do s###
without the man
f##### with it

if i die before i wake
at least
in heaven
i can skate

Details

  • Duration : 4:06
  • Key : Eb
  • Genre : Rock
  • Year released : 2000
  • Language : English

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