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The King Of Broadway

In the style of

The Producers

Lyrics

i used to be the king
the king of old broadway

the best of everything
was mine to have each day

i always had the biggest hits
the biggest

bathrooms at the ritz

my showgirls had
the biggest t###

i never was the pits in any way

i used to be the king
the king of old broadway

my praises they would sing
a ziegfeld so they'd say

my shows were always
filled with class

the best champagnes would
fill my glass

my lap was filled
with gorgeous a##

you couldn't call me
crass in any way

there was a time when i
was young and gay but straight

there was a time when
i was bold

there was a time when
each and every play

i touched would turn to gold
ah ah ah ah ah

lean in ah ah ah

now i wear a rented tux
that's two weeks overdue

rented tux overdue

way overdue

such reviews
how dare they insult

me in this manner

how quickly they forget
i am max bialystock

the first producer ever to do
summer stock in the winter

you've all heard of

theatre in the round

you're looking at the man who
invented theatre in the square

nobody had a good seat

i've spent my entire
life in the theatre

i was a protégé of
the great boris tomaschevski

yes he taught me

everything i know

i'll never forget, eeh eeh
he turned to me on

his deathbed and said

maxella alle menschen muss
zu machen jeden tug a

gartzen kachen tu
je peepeecocken

who knows
i don't speak yiddish

strangely enough neither
did he

but in my heart

i knew what he was saying

he was sayin' when
you're down and

out and everybody
thinks you're finished

that's the time to stand up
on your two feet and shout

who do you have to f### to
get a break in this town

i used to be the king
the king of old broadway

again i will be king
and be on top to stay

there'll be gala opening
nights again you'll

see my name in lights again

i'll go from dark
to brights again

my spirits high as kites again

i'll never suffer
slights again i'll

taste those sweet
delights again

no plethora of plights again
no blossoming of blights again

no frantic fits or frights again

fame is in my sights again
i'll take those

fancy flights again

i'm gonna scale
the heights again

bialystock will never drop
bialystock will never stop

bialystock will be on top again

i'll be on top again, hey

Details

  • Duration : 5:04
  • Key : Ab
  • Genre : Showtunes
  • Year released : 2000
  • Language : English

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