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Smoke Two Joints

In the style of

The Toyes

Lyrics

i smoke two joints
in the morning
i smoke two joints
at night

i smoke two joints
in the afternoon
it makes me feel
alright

i smoke two joints
in time of peace
and two in time of war
i smoke two joints
before
i smoke two joints
and then
i smoke two more

oh my daddy
he once told me
son you be
hard-working man
my mama
she once told me
son you do
the best you can

but then one day
i met a man
who came to me
and said
hard work good
and hard work fine
but first
take care of head

so now
i smoke two joints
when i get up
in the car
i smoke two joints

i smoke two joints
when i play video game
and at every
ten thousand points

i smoke two joints
in time of peace
and two in time of war
i smoke two joints
before
i smoke two joints
and then
i smoke two more

oh my daddy
he once told me
son you be
hard-working man

my mama
she once told me
son you do
the best you can

but then one day
i met a man
who came to me
and said
hard work good
and hard work fine
but first
take care of head

that's why
i smoke two joints
in the morning
i smoke two joints
at night

i smoke two joints
in the afternoon
it makes me feel
alright

i smoke two joints
in time of peace
and two in time of war
i smoke two joints
before
i smoke two joints
and then
i smoke two more

that's what i do
come and smoke
two joints with me
in the morning
come and smoke
two joints with me
in the afternoon
yah

hey would you rather
smoke two joints
or would you rather
do your homework
i knew you were gonna
say that

that's what i do

Details

  • Duration : 3:42
  • Key : Bm
  • Genre : Pop
  • Year released : 1982
  • Language : English

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