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If I Only Had A Brain

In the style of

The Wizard Of Oz

Lyrics

i could
while away
the hours
conferrin'
with the flowers
consultin'
with the rain

and my head
i'd be scratchin'
while my thoughts
were busy hatchin'
if i only had a brain

i'd unravel
every riddle
for any individ'l
in trouble or in pain

with the thoughts
i'd be thinkin'
i could be
another lincoln
if i only had a brain

oh i
could tell you why
the ocean's
near the shore

i could think
of things
i never thunk before
and then i'd sit
and think some more

i would not be
just a nothin'
my head
all full of stuffin'
my heart
all full of pain

and perhaps
i'd deserve ya
and be even
worthy of ya
if i only had a brain

when a man's
an empty kettle
he should be
on his mettle
and yet
i'm torn apart

just because
i'm presumin' that
i could be
kinda human
if i only
had a heart

i'd be tender
i'd be gentle
and awful
sentimental
regarding
love and art

i'd be friends
with the sparrows
and the boy
that shoots
the arrows
if i only
had a heart

picture me
a balcony
above a voice
sings so low

wherefore
art thou
romeo

i hear a beat
how sweet

i would
register emotion
jealousy
devotion
and really
feel the part

i would
stay young
and chipper
and i'd lock it
with a zipper
if i only
had a heart

gee it's sad
believe me missy
when you're
born to be
a sissy
without the vim
and verve

but i could
change my habits
nevermore be
scared of rabbits
if i only
had the nerve

i'm afraid
there's no denyin'
i'm just a
dandelion
a fate i don't deserve

but i could
show my prowess
be a lion
not a mou-ess
if i only
had the nerve

oh i'd
be in my stride
a king down
to the core

oh i'd roar
the way
i never
roared before
and then i'd woof
and roar some more
woof

i would show
the dinosaurus
who's king
around the fores'
a king
they'd better serve

why with
my regal beezer
i could be
another caesar
if i only
had the nerve

Details

  • Duration : 3:26
  • Key : F
  • Genre : Showtunes
  • Year released : 1939
  • Language : English

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