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Flash Bang Wallop

In the style of

Tommy Steele

Lyrics

all lined up in a wedding group
'ere we are for a photograph

we're all dressed up
in a morning suit

all trying hard not to laugh
since the early caveman

in his fur
took a trip to gretna green

there's always been
a photographer

to record the 'appy scene
'old it flash bang

wallop what a picture
what a picture

what a photograph
poor old soul

blimey what a joke
hat blown off in

a cloud of smoke
clap 'ands

stamp yer feet
bangin' on the big bass drum

what a picture what a picture
um-tiddly-um-pum-

um-pum-pum
stick it in your family album

the same thing
'appened long ago

when man was in his prime
and what went on

we only know
from the snaps he

took at the time
when adam and eve

in their birthday suit
decided to get wed

as adam was about
to taste the fruit

the man with the camera said
'old it flash bang

wallop what a picture
what a picture

what a photograph
poor old eve

there with nothing on
face all red

and 'er fig leaf gone
clap 'ands

stamp yer feet
bangin' on the big bass drum

what a picture what a picture
um-tiddly-um-pum-

um-pum-pum
stick it in your family album

you've read it in a folio
or seen it in

a shakespeare play
how juliet fell for romeo

in the merry month of may
and as he climbed

the orchard wall
to reach 'is lady fair

as he tumbled she
began to bawl

as he floated through the air
'old it flash bang wallop

what a picture
what a picture

what a photograph
poor young chap

what a night 'e spent
tights all torn

and 'is rapier bent
clap 'ands

stamp yer feet
bangin' on the big bass drum

what a picture what a picture
um-tiddly-um-pum-

um-pum-pum
stick it in your family album

poor young chap
what a night 'e spent

tights all torn
and 'is rapier bent

clap 'ands
stamp yer feet

bangin' on the big bass drum
what a picture what a picture

um-tiddly-um-pum-
um-pum-pum

stick it in your family album
stick it in your family

stick it in your family
stick it in your family

album

Details

  • Duration : 2:21
  • Key : Ab
  • Genre : Pop
  • Year released : 1963
  • Language : English

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